just the thought makes me want to clean my vag with a clorox wipe
living well may be the best revenge, but it doesn't hurt that my exhusband is now dating a BEAST.
They made my facebook status "I got my period!!!." Every guy I've had sex with at college liked it.
I am willing to take shots of vanilla extract. That's how this night has been.
Well, a cop just pulled up. This could go either way.
The guy you hooked up with is asleep in the tub. I just pee'd and he said 'turn off the tap' before snoring again.
I am self-sufficient. I puked in a wine glass and emptied it in the trash. Points for style and neatness
MY roomie made me a chinese name- it's supposed to mean 'the girl of a thousand sins.'
Great way to live...just blowing loads on upholstery
fell down stairs ended up in underground bar now im dancing with trannies and best night of my life. lines of coke
I'm like a hairless cat ready to be ravished
Idk what's worse.... Yesterday not waking up in my bed or today waking up in the hello kitty gown.
There are 6 of us in a mini cooper and his maid is in the trunk...she needed a ride.
I came twice and when I was done I petted his head and said "you did good kid you did good" and just laid back smiling. Tell me I'm not awesome.
Alone, in the dark, eating tacos and drinking vodka. Who's apartment is this?
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