dude. I'm so drunk.
pete, this is bryce's mom
I can't wait to have my cock in your ass
pete, this is still bryce's mom
there was 4 little kids screaming in high pitched voices at the top of their lungs at the sox game and their mom just leaned over to me and said 'if thats not birth control i dont know what is'
im spending all my christmas money on new years parafanalia aka things I will ingest or lose by the next morning
it's like a walk of shame rule, you always run into someone who saw you wearing that yesterday
i have no feeling in my penis or fingers but i think it was worth it
It's one of those mornings where you wake up and want to go to church for the first time in ten years. THAT shameful.
Sorry, fell into some ass. Call you tomorrow.
You yelled to anyone that tried to help you "I have a burrito, what else could a girl want?"
So do I get to ride the beginning of the November stache or what?
I'm by the tree and the Dora the explorer balloon .. Look for the Dora the explorer balloon
Well, personally I like to keep my blackmail in well organised folders.
Do you have Pokemon Go yet? I just caught a Clefairy on my walk of shame and feel way better about myself.
Wait, but now I'm curious. In what position were y'all when the cops came? Were you guys butt ass naked in the car? 😂😂
It's a shame, really, because he's got the cock of a horse... And the personality of dry toast.
I wasn’t trying, but work got a lot easier and more fun once he starred flirting with me and looking at my ass
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