Yes but life is bad with poopy sheets
I'm driving behind a lime green VW that has "Seniors '10!" shoe polished on the rear window. i haven't even seen her yet, but I do have a boner.
he just tried to convince me that tylenol is a gateway drug
Well, she opened the door to puke outside the car, but she threw it open so hard it popped back and hit her in the face.
The vomit I understand but how is there seaweed in my bed?
your drunk mistake has arrived...he is the one wearing a poncho
He ended our Skype call with, "I'm going to poop and then go play my ukulele in the park."
Remember when there was a happier time when people could all hang out together with out the awkwardness of the fact that she stole $1000 and cheated on a brother with another brother !?!??
I had to warn the neighbors
Warn them about what?! It's noon
"Pay no attention to me if at random points of the day I'm outside with kitty cat ears on" I'm a mess...
I can't wait to see you again...not a euphemism, just really looking forward to seeing you. Wanting to fuck you as often as possible just seems implied at this point.
jesus, I think that canada gold metal game has completely changed all rules of acceptable drinking habits, I was fucked untill noon and I just got invited to go party when I get off work...at 600am...and NO ONE understood why i was hesitant
You FaceTimed your mom in the back of the limo telling her how many guys you hooked up with at the concert
Pretty sure I got at least one girl to question her sexuality at the Christmas party last night
What are u up to today?
Marathon sex and eating.
I've been eaten out in coupes, sedans, trucks, suv's, you name it. If I can do it in a smart car, you can do it in a vw beetle.
I knew you were the expert on doing it in public. You need to get paid for your advise
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