Why does lindsey know I was naked in the kitchen?
champagne bombs. Yes, i think that is where things may have gotten out of control.
I gave up my innocence when I let him cum in my spelling bee trophy
LSHMSFOAIDMT = laughing so hard my sombrero falls off and I drop my taco.
When he came downstairs he looked at me like I was attempting to rob his house.
Did you reintroduce yourself?
He threatened to call the cops.
I should also mention that having been a sheltered child, I am conditioned to have serious kinks and find upper bodies of either sex attractive. And legs.
Instead of sending me a picture of his dick, he sent me a drawing of it on drawsomething. This game is getting out of control.
Every single item that was in my fridge is now in my hot tub. Please help
HOW IS IT EARTHLY POSSIBLE TO DO THAT MUCH DAMAGE WITH JUST MY THUMBS?? HOW???
I just smoked weed out of a baked potato.
You rock my world.
If you recall, I made a Zoolander reference almost immediately after you pulled out of me the first time we had sex.
Knowing how to carefully mix my vices has to be the #1 skill I've gotten from pharmacy school
This is either the best idea i've ever had or the worst. stay tuned.
Should I bring my 4 pairs of bunny ears? Or is that too weird?
4 pairs might be a bit much
So, my first week in Saskatchewan ended with me drinking moonshine and getting eaten out in a tractor. I already love it here!
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