Sooo i definitely have a major burn on my chin from kenny's ...stubble from making out for hours while coked up. Pure class.
I kind of wish I was already fat. So I could eat all I want and not worry about getting fat. Cause I'd already be at that point.
when we were having sex and i started crying and telling you i missed you..why couldnt you stop and tell me how you felt or make me feel better?you kept going...
the pizza man had no reaction when jackie and me opened the door naked, i guess he's used to that shit
jacking off on stolen wireless... gotta enjoy the small things in life
are any of them hardcore sluts...just absolute worthless human beings? if not the paper wins
and unfortunately for you, hallmark doesnt make a "sorry i was getting a blowie in the backseat of your car while you were driving, projectiled my jizz onto your hand, and caused you to crash" card
it'll be like the batcave but for manwhores
Just did a line with lance bass. Only in NY
I'm about to play Thunderstruck by myself, that way I'll always get the long thunder part.
DAMMIT Im supposed to be running a company not discussing dick piercings!
There's mini weenies and empanadas everywhere...
Ran into my statistics professor at the bar, he chugged a car bomb and yelled "x bar mothfucker!". On average I'm loving this PhD program.
Dude, he turned on “London Bridge” by Fergie and GAVE ME A LAP DANCE.
Like wanna sit on your face while you speak German hot
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