thank god random hookups don't end with college. happy birthday, america.
so after morning sex, she rolled a joint and turned on sports center
you might have found the rare bro goddess. i thought they were myth
it turns out jennifers body is not good to beat off to. yeah its megan fox but when she pukes up blood = goodbye boner
Just ate lunch with a paperclip again. Seriously, need to invest in plastic forks.
Last night was proof dads should hug their daughters more
i was trying to find the best way to say come over and have sex, without saying it.
She said i kept moaning her moms name instead of hers
he belly flopped onto the beer pong table, and almost boke his face, so at that point we decided swimming would be safer for him.
He came up to me looked at my tits said they were huge, rated them a 7 and then asked if girls really do masterbate. To make it better, he put his hand up to my face and said his penis is longer than my face...
ok. i'm ready for you to come back and test the structural integrity of this futon.
I must be the strongest person who ever managed to get knocked down by a pug.
Gotcha. How bad is it?
Well to compare it to something I would say it what's that walls would like inside the primate exhibit at the zoo after a group of monkeys finished throwing feces at each other all afternoon
Just had a med school interview with that doctor I fucked in college. He remembered. Asked if I still have my nipple rings. Overall, I think it went well.
i have a lot of questions about the picture quality/lighting/motion/gravity of the balls...
Why is there a pair of panties on my front lawn?
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