What I dont get about To Catch a Predator is who the fuck still uses chat rooms?
So we walked by this chick's house and she starts yelling at her boyfriend "STOP HITTING ME WITH YOUR DICK"
her boobs were like sundried tomatoes..
I googled Canada's legal age of consent. I have good news. It's 14. Justin Bieber here I come...
A stripper just got mad at me for saying goddammit. She's in no position to lecture me on morality
Hes still not moving. At what point does 'hungover' become 'hospital-time?'
I remember her trying to talk to me a few times after we broke up and I'd always change the subject to bagels.
She's running around bumping into to people trying to keep a balloon she filled with vodka in the air. Please tell me she has a secret off switch you didn't tell me about.
Just found a wrench in the washing machine. Sooo not doing your laundry anymore.
It's totally ok to sleep with him. The only place I have feelings for him is in my vagina.
Hey history final, how's it feel to be raped in the ass by my steel cock of ACADEMIC PERFECTION?
you are way too vulgar to be a girl
She said she'll drive over, bang, and then head home. It's like ordering a pizza.
He rolled up to the party in an ice cream truck. He was definitely my first priority
Stop watching porn on my work computer.
STOP WORKING ON MY PORN COMPUTER.
No other awkward car ride can beat the one you give your drug dealer home.
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