OMFG I JUST SAW SOMEONE GIVING SOMEONE ELSE ROAD HEAD AND THEY HIT A POTHOLE. my day has been officially made.
playing new game: drink everytime u see someone at the beach with a tramp stamp, double if u guess it before u see it, triple for male tramp stamps
warning: blackouts possible when playing in ocean city or anywhere in new jersey
The plus side of allergy season is that after our weekend coke binge my runny nose fits right in.
my financial goal is to have my cable back before football season starts
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Nope, just sitting on the couch, eating an advent calendar, being depressed about the herps.
doing laundry. just found my fishnets from Friday. the ENTIRE crotch is torn out. guess that answers the "did we have sex in the cab" question.....
I will keep you posted and someday if we daydrink teach you how to do a footjob
Sexual favors are the only currency recognized by the Republic of Greg
I'm so high right now that I'm wearing gloves.
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I don't think I bit anyone but I woke up to scrapes knees, bruises and new friends.
I am so sorry. Not sure for what, but whatever I did last night probably merits an apology, so I'm covering my bases.
A guy I hooked up with YEARS ago just endorsed me on LinkedIn for "customer service".
It really hurts to walk. Any idea what happened to my hip?
After this weekend my vagina will follow his penis anywhere. It’s like the pied piper, but with penis
I think it stinks she’s cheating on him. My vagina on the other hand is tingly thinking about a summer of sexual healing
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