The parties out here are fucking awesome and I've got the grades to prove it.
she just totaled her parents new car because there was a bee in the car. So she crashed into a light pole to kill it.
I really should sober up and deal with this hangover
It seems to be one of those life decisions I'm perfectly content never making though
Dude, the cops never think it's as funny as you do.
I just smoked my last bit of kief with a grill lighter. This is what crackheads must feel like.
The only reason anyone found out he threw up is because everyone heard it sizzle the bonfire out.
Hands down the most disgusting picture message ever received. Thank you.
im here for your entertainment
I am "lost the control of my head" high right now.
She sent pictures and the names of her 2 cats and her dog and told me that I should be happy to have met the whole family.
You must be good in bed dude
CAN I EVER JUST MAKE OUT EITH SOMEONE AND NOT GET FRIEND REQUESTED BY THEM THE NEXT DAY.
someone in the elevator just told me i looked like a struggle but i smell very pretty..
HAPPY AIDS-LESS FOURTH OF JULY YOU HEALTHY FUCK
Right now I'm drinking out of a gallon water jug & eating a baconator. If you're feeling down, just remember you could be me.
I touched the butt once. 'Twas an experience with the greatness of legend. So I touched it once more.
If Dr Phil has taught me anything about myself, it’s that I can seriously relate to those women who fake their pregnancies.
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