If the pens lose tonight I'm gonna drive to Detroit and burn 8 mile to the ground.
Actually I may do that regardless. Probably get my own holiday.
P.S, i don't recommend doing keg stands on top of vehicles.
No it was after you showed us his fraternaty letters shaven out of your pubes
So can we talk about how we all three made out with the bike taxi driver in lieu of paying him. I'm not even mad, that's resourceful. You know what married girls would have had to do? They'd have had to pay.
I'm gonna win the lottery and buy chinchillas and tattoos for everyone
A horseman, i repeat, a man on a horse downtown just told me i was gorgeous and my friends were not. Not drunk enough.
I mean there is a rehab there so its gotta be a good time
They had to take me to the ER because I got a concussion in a parking garage. Not partying with lesbians for a while
In Texas. Drank way too much wine. Puked in a gallon zip lock bag. Passed out at 445 with the ENTIRE family here. Got up at 745 in time for dinner. I made you proud!!!
how do you feel about japanese?
I would eat half a street meat hotdog I found on the sidewalk, I'm good with anything.
I should've negotiated that before I sat on his face.
Let's just say, I'm pretty sure you're banned from Skype.... like, forever.
It's beautiful. It's what jesusxwants. I should send you a pic of my boobs out of friendship
I text the word "masturbation" so much, all it only takes my iPhone to auto-spell it is for me to type "mas".
Either im seeing the northern lightgs, someone is having a rave, or im on acid.. Im most likely on acid
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