hotel room ftw
you think thats bad? Today I had to pop a zit on my sack.
Thats cool. we found a cat INSIDE a coke machine.
Peanut butter while high is kinda stressful
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Just watched a UNI fan at the bar lick the tears off of a KU fans face.. See what march madness does to people
Just got a birthday card from Camel. How am I supposed to stop smoking when they care?
Ed's in which sucks about a thousand cocks... But thats 1800 less than working with Alex so it's gonna be a good day
And really all I wanted was to be like "hey can I borrow your dick for a few hours this weekend?"
I rolled joints beforehand. Lit a candle. Ghetto rigged taping the 40's on my hands and then lit the joint using the flame of the candle.
I'm so proud of your modern ingenuity
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You leaned over so she could squirt ketchup in your hair and then started chanting "KETCHUP NIGHT!! KETCHUP NIGHT!!!"
I've decided that I'm okay with you getting a goat. I have to get over my completely rational fear of goats somehow.
yea but i missed the pot and poured the boiling water on my dick. shit hurts. aint nothin easy about that mac
stop fucking thinking about him when there is A MILLION OTHER PENISES TO RIDE IN THE WORLD
My plan to hit on all your friends went to shit after the 3rd dirty martini.
I WILL go to space. And if we find aliens I WILL fuck one. It’s the Marine Corps way
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