My cousin just told me i smelled good. She must like the smell of cum.
whore
you thought your tounge was "malfunctioning" because every time u spoke it wouldnt sit still.
CNN just did a special on how to do heroin safely.. I recorded it for us
he passed out on the stove with a cup in his hand. yes the pictures are hilarious
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He has a landing strip. I repeat he has shaven himself a landing strip. HELPPPP!
I learned something last night. Strippers can be on house arrest?
that's right. bitches got laser pointers. let's fuck shit up
I think you're my mermaid sister. Separated at birth, by sea.
At first I was a little embarrassed for sharting, but then i realized it was a bachelor party, and I went balls to the wall
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
omg his dad is hot
... I'm currently away at the moment. Leave a msg since I cannot express how much I can't help you stop ruining peoples lives.
Jungle juice turns everything into a pickup line. All I said was "do you play chess" and somehow I got laid.
It was like, once I started flashing you, I couldn't stop.
I got laid two nights in a row
And none for Gretchen Wieners...
Power lunch with dad, pain pills and tequila shots. Dad does Monday hard.
Bringing my mom Taco Bell and weed. I'm such a good daughter
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