He better hope I dont die soon. Because I would haunt his bitch ass and cock block 24/7
in mid cry she says "I can be a whore if I want to"
Your last words were "i'm gonna motorboat the bartender." then you commenced with an attempted motorboat
I'd rather say I'm a whore then admit it's his child. Its that bad.
This dude. Just lost. A finger. He asked us for tape.
I'm this close to masturbating to his profile pics from 2006
Does making ice cubes at 4 in the morning count as being productive?
I'm not as easy in Europe as I am in the US
Only because you can wipe your slut slate clean & start anew. It's a little known benefit of our currency exchange.
I was peeing in the bathroom at this house party when a guy just casually stumbles out of the shower
This Alex the guy who suck your belly ring
So really what you're asking for is an allowance to not have sex on our futon.
Her ass is the reason I still believe in a higher power
Why did I ever allow that penis to enter my sacred temple?
i guess she just walked over ass naked and peed on his laptop. gonna call an over price on that drunk sex.
He had a temporary tattoo of Justin Bieber on his dick and I still had sex with him
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