if you come down to my room ill tell you a secret
she was throwing up and singing "I HAD a feeling that tonight was going to be a good good night." And yeah she was still in her dress.
don't you miss freshman year when you could get away with "but i've never given a bj before..."
I have officially had sex in every room on my floor. Don't say I'm not an amazing RA.
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Let's play, "guess how long my Neighbours have been watching me dance naked".
Eating cold pizza and drinking a beer for breakfast while standing in a hotel window naked is how I say hello September...
You peed up the stairs in front of everyone then blamed it on the dog
I was just at home taking Vicodin for a week straight. Talk about a vacation.
If tits could talk, mine would be bragging
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I just found 20 dollars in my vibrator box. Was it a drunken sign to myself to get more?
See, I'm just thinking of how...angular my room is. You probably would have sustained brain damage
No. You're getting a Viking funeral and I'm pawning your shit.
Only thing that feels right is being horizontal in the fetal position
Get over your kidney infection all ready. You have been sober for too long.
So my furniture is upside-down, two lamps are glued to the ceiling, and there is a kitten sleeping on Kyle's face. Please tell me what happened last night....
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