it wasnt like "sexy" or whatever. like...she was smiling just standing there butt ass naked
tasteful.
They need a stunt cock, be about 20 more minutes.
So he thinks I sent him a picture of my boob last night, but it was really just a close up of my arm.
He looked at me and said "Last call" before putting his penis away into his boxers
his mom gave me my lost underwear folded up along with the rest of my christmas present. tell me this cannot be happening.
He's got a southern drawl and a lisp. I'm getting mindfucked right now.
I have the Everlasting Gobstopper of boners right now. It's kinda like a gift from god, but I don't want to spend anymore time with this girl than I have to.
Well it's a moot point because I did have a sink & I peed in it.
I just made kick ass drunk stir fry while taking care of three other drunk people and doing shots. I don't understand how that's not wife material
Nothing. Its like my body doesn't know how to function on a Saturday when its not hungover and/or still drunk.
Was he a virgin!? DID YOU TAKE A GUY'S VIRGINITY ON MY FLOOR!?
this weekend took five years off my life and what was left of my dignity
All I want for my birthday to be fingered and eat pizza
The good thing about country bars is that the men generally look like men. The bad thing is the country music.
You smell like a steam boat captain.
Whatever your on right now, I want.
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