we just decided that lesbian tuesdays are a must, as of tomorrow.
okay, prove you're not drunk to me. write 5 true sentences about me with correct grammar.
I am sober. Because I don't drunk. It is bad. People die. I like Domenico because o he bag women what up?
Took his v-card last night. Yet another experience I didn't expect to have in my thirties.
I am NOT getting arrested in a wig.
Emily is drunk. We're coming to see you at work and we're bringing jello shots for you.
yeah i didn't know anyone, but i just walked in with a lit sparkler and wearing a budweiser shirt and someone handed me a beer.
Status Uddate: I lost half a tooth and Alison is taking Amy Grant requests via bullhorn
if i ever wake up in the morning and don't feel a boner in my asscrack then this relationship is over
The fact that he offered to stop once he stuck it in my ass was sadly the most considerate thing anybody's ever done for me.
Is there like a dick file on me? Guys can't hold two dicks anymore?! Who are you people????
Omg my butt feels so much better. Those suppositories are magic. It feels like Jesus fingered me in my sleep.
Are you going to regret this?
No I do t think so
Ok then he can enter the holy dorm temple.
I'm that daughter that had to send her mother "DON'T GET SHITFACED" & yes, in ALL CAPS.
You mom sent me some article linking anal sex, damaged prostates and sterility. Does she still think your gonna go straight and have kids one day?
She really wants to hug you. With her vagina.
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