there is nothing more satisfying than playing sudoku while pooping
the fucking easter bunny is here. he just made 3 cups in a row. no one knows who he is..
her bridesmaids come in huge, huger, wtf, and free willy. all their gown are strapless. its like watching the Hindenburg waddle down the isle.
I don't even want to think what you did to boys being that drunk and horny.
Then I wouldn't suggest looking at the pictures from last night.
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I wish they had an "I'm Stoned" genre on online Netflix
The water bill last month was outrageous. We have got to stop fucking for hours in the shower
And I might get them triple pierced after that
Damn, I didn't realize you'd declared war on airport metal detectors
What do you want to swallow. Press 1 whiskey press 2 rum
Considering that your "hello" was replaced with "Fuck yo couch," I'm not surprised that you have a black eye.
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He said he doesnt believe in the female orgasm,so no I did not have sex with him.
So I've been spending my morning trying to figure out if there's a corealation between Wednesday margarita night and the boat that's now in my living room.
Well, my mom found the ball gag and whip. Looks like I'm never going home again.
How is it that 364 days a year I'm the adult, but on Halloween you completely forget how to have fun and become my grandma?
Wtf happened last night
You traded your bra for a shot so I'd say you probably don't wanna know
Just walked out of the train bathroom after having sex and got a round of applause from the passengers. Definitely the best part of the trip.
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