It's fine actually... I'm pretty sure he had the crookedest weiner in the world anyway.
Like he had it hanging in the wind and you just decided, "nope, I don't think that one's for me." ????
God no! I could just feel it. His clock said it was 8:00 when, clearly, it should have been midnight.
saw you walking with that piece of shit
and that piece of shit just read that
Just dominated the men's bathroom at work. Sounded like the intro of a death metal song.
Bachelor party turned 19 hour search and rescue in the mountains. nbd
I think we've had way too many heart to hearts in the Mc Donalds parking lot for this to be a healthy relationship
I just want to hug my vagina but I can't!\nLike, I want to wrap my arms around it and say "I'm sorry"
1st rule of birth control pills: do not stop taking birth control pills. 2nd rule of birth control pills: do NOT STOP taking birth control pills.
Fell asleep with Kristen and woke up with Sarah. It's official, vacation has begun.
MESSY REBOUND SEX HERE I COME! Time to start stretching to fit in my back seat again ...
Current state of being: shivering like a new born kitten on the bathroom floor
We got really high and he took a green marker and made my vagina into a Christmas tree.
oh you can't commit, don't have any real ambitions, and love to drink PBR? well.... sign me up!
THAT'S MY GIRL
KICKING BUT AND GETTING PEOPLE INTOXICATED
We are gonna play a game I like to call what the fuck is in my pocket
I can't decide which is the most disgusting: emily having sex on the stairwell of a frat, michelle shaving her vagina with a razor she found in a frat bathroom, or me getting fingered on the dance floor by some rando. opinions?
Randomize
