I bet him anal if they won...the one time Detroit decides to win, it had to be this week
I just heard these 2 kids from flint and Detroit arguing over whose economy is worse... It's really sad what passes for competition in Michigan these days
She made Precious look like a solid 6.5.
you better take a shot tonight for every cat you have ever seen and wanted. this is a lot of cats.
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Happiness is the polar opposite of catching your dad watching holiday themed porn
You kind of have a nervous, desperate thing going on that isn't exactly catnip for bitches
Less than a month to graduation and I'm still blacking out on the reg tonguing down the closest breathing organism preferably with a penis but I'm flexible, and still havent figured out how to be functional on Fridays. WHY don't they teach us valuable shit at this institution!?
I have a fantastic sense of humor but being called a merman isn't funny
Like what did he say to his host family? The girl I causally sleep with on the weekends is coming over?! And they thought "well lets feed her dinner"
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I'm basically your average "grandpa stuck in a 28 year old woman's body" - i'm super passionate about retirement and crossing on the walk signal.
and SLEEP god I love sleep
Was banging my ex last night when his roommate walked in... We kept going. #goaheadandwatch
On the flip side, we did almost have sex wearing a gorilla mask and deer antlers.............
Ps. I'm slapping the bag. It's an emergency.
saw a family tailgating a graduation with hard liquor... i'm assuming yours?
are you shitting me? they told me they'd at least wait until 10am
Every time I look at him 'Relax' by Frankie Goes to Hollywood plays in my head. Is that weird?
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