Jerry, you need to find god
when your hometown is famous for abortion clinic bombings, hurricanes, and jude law's newest bastard, its probably time to move.
if you were to get worldwide popularity from playing guitar with a plastic yellow bat while drunk on YouTube, would you hate me?
You tried to tip the paramedic for finding you.
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Our local strip club now has karaoke. Do you realize what this could mean for my sex life?
the room spins SO much faster in panama
The liquor store manager told us to drink responsible as we checked out and we laughed to his face. Like we're buying karkov at noon, responsibility is out of the question
How was me telling you it's my mom's birthday a go-ahead to bang my sister???
It's ok, I may have just peed outside your car and used your whataburger napkins. Hope you weren't saving them for a special occasion.
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I'm really stoned in my underwear. I probably won't make it to the bar.
you made me suck your tit in the car and kept saying "good boy. I love you so much. good boy."
I know he’s a bad decision but he's casual, his penis is amazing and his technique is on point.
I have a black eye again and dont know why again
I have done everything sexualally imaginable with that umpalumpa
By the way, you totally deserve "i got a job sex".
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