no, he's only a walking dick if he mans up. right about now he's just a walking transgender.
Currently in a meeting. i am playing the not throw up game. god i hope i dont lose.
And he was super vague about his life, it was frustrating. I totally boned a homeless guy, didn't I?
PRINCE HARRY WAS AT WAL MART SO NEXT TIME YOU BITCH ABOUT GOING TO WAL MART REMEMBER THAT EVEN PRINCE HARRY GOES TO WAL MART.
I'm drunk at McDonald's in a fairy costume at 10 am nearly two weeks after Halloween. I don't think the Ohio State fans get it.
Yes but that point is quickly negated bc u should never have to search more than one room to find your underwear.
I would have gladly let him decapitate me with the way he was biting on my neck.
It's either gonna be a cock in my mouth or a burger. You decide which.
hey, being drunk and dumb is my thing. Don't take that away from me.
How the fuck did I get back? Last thing I remember is being on some hot guy's shoulders yelling at girls shaking their asses
We'll talk about it later...
The date officially concluded on the phrase "Nosh dat vag".
He said he actually "met" me for the first time through a picture his housemate had of me, drunk and passed out in a pool of my own vomit, on the floor of his basement.
Nothing says responsible like taking your birth control with an open bottle of wine you left on your night stand from the night before
I fucked a marine... I told him it was like personal revenge and he said he could live with that and that he didn't mind being used.
I need an honest answer, no judgements. Would it make me a bad person if I fucked the other twin?
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