they just came back. i guess "were gonna go get dinner" means "were gonna fuck for 5 minutes at the little league field"
I hope you get used to having plenty of sperm because you're never gonna get any.
So after your 27th or so beer, you gave me songs you want to have used if you're ever on intervention.
and when he finished he started shouting "swim boys SWIM"
I tried doing a handstand in the middle of the bar and I ended up kicking this old guy in the face and broke his glasses. Thats how I got kicked out
I'll bring the barf blanket just in case.
i need to find a notary that isn't going to turn me in for blatantly lying to the us and chilean governments
Nothing like hearing a USA chant while getting head. God bless America.
Don't mind me. My boyfriend is carrying me because I'm broken not because I'm drunk.
It's not even 9:30 yet..
That's why you need to have them together. Katie started crying on the couch and she just gave her a tube of crackers and picked up a beer at the same time. She's like a goddess of making things chill
I'm storing dick pics, so basically if I'm still single after residency...ur gonna get bombarded. It's gonna be a blizzard of dicks.
Feel free to keep your blizzard of dicks to yourself.
Hope you are okay. You were running down the street with shopping cart at one point and yelling "bitches aint shit!"
I'M HANGING OUT WITH THE DRUG DEALER UPSTAIRS JUST SO I CAN STEAL HIS WIFI PASSWORD, I HOPE Y'ALL LOVE ME.
I asked you why you bought a sword and you then replied with the greek alphabet and then tried to assure me that samurais are apart of greek life.
Having random cyber sex while watching to catch a predator just seems wrong.
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