the shit that comes out of a woman's mouth when she knows you can't hit her is fucking unbelieveable
Free body shot off of Sarah. Expires never.
i cant believe jose lima did steroids
apparently the kind that make you shitty at baseball
Sitting in a bubble bath with my bong, how's your morning?
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You swear the intervention is for her? I've fallen for that one twice.
she's living proof man. somebody has literally pissed in the gene pool
Sorry I need more motivation then McDonalds and mojitos.
I'm really stoned in my underwear. I probably won't make it to the bar.
One small step for man, one big gay fierce leap for gays!
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Get this. He's a red head and he works at country oven bakery. He will forever be known as the gingerbread man.
I'm a college student and my dad gets more ass than I do..... do you see a problem here?
I'm totally going to bang the cable guy tonight. I'm so pumped
WELL THEN WHAT DAY IS IT?!?! This whole having to choose between ruining my future and ruining my liver is totally killing my vibe
I'm sitting here listening to fat joe and doing kegels I have given up
hold on i need to sex proof my eyelashes. thank godd for waterproof mascara
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