Hold on, I'm google imaging "vagina close ups" to see if mine match up
Nothing says fuck you quite like putting your used condom in someones mailbox for them to find in the morning.
NoDDING MY HEAD LIKE uyuEAH MOViUNG MY HiPS LioKe YEAhhhhhhhhhhh
wow.
Graduating is kinda bittersweet. Now I'm gonna have to find another excuse to day-drink and sleep until 3pm besides "I'm in college."
Definitely almost got hit in the face with a baby
Referring to yourself in third person during sex is apparently an instant turn off
He puked, did more shots, and then pissed in a drawer. We thought it was bad enough and all of a sudden...boom-clothes come off and he passes out with slippers and a styrofoam hat on and a guitar hero guitar in hand pretending he was slash.
Second night back. Go to house party and played ring of fire. Me plus five other people completely naked. College wins.. It's going to be a long semester
Im just using you for your dick and your superb survival skills if needed.
Trust me. Drunk Scrabble is not a good idea. Arguments over the legitimacy of the word "Pickle" break out, things are said, friendships are ruined. It's ugly.
Only Tommy would bring a stripper pole to a bonfire
Dude hobos go hard. I learned a lot last night.
LESSON OF THE DAY: Saying Everclear gets you out of explaining anything.
You got naked in his car? Or the koala suit was in his car? One of those sounds a lot less slutty than the other......
not being a booty call is very strange. Who knew there was so much time for activities at night!
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