The walk of shame is far, far worse on crutches.
The seats are awesome but you see two of each player.
Just a heads up. Everytime I get arrested in Maine I claim I lost my ID and use your name.
That would explain his violent outburst while watching barefoot contessa...
After you vomited on the patrol car, you thanked the officer for helping you up off the ground. I don't think you realized you were being arrested.
I'm trying to make a sex playlist
record yourself crying and put it on a loop.
That's actually a fantastic idea... The kinky sex dungeon will be vastly improved by the addition of a lightsaber
Texas State Troopers call you ma'am even when they arrest you for public nudity and after you've puked on their cruiser. Country boys raised right.
I think people like me is why alcohol became illegal at one point
What exactly is it about Doctor Who thigh high socks with a matching shirt that says "take me I'm yours!"
I don't know why I bit your face last night but I'm sorry .
I miss my bedroom and my bed and being able to spray myself with my choice of 15 different perfumes so I don't have to wake up to the smell of my past sins
He's on the porch naked. Help.
Turns out your granddad is cooler than you. We're taking him on our New year's eve pub crawl instead. Sorry.
Wait, you met him on Onlyfans? The guy from last night? Which one of you is the fan?
Because one of you banged your stalker
Randomize
