its like an ocean threw up right in your lap
the semester is winding down: time to procrastinate by googling cheap keg options
Well It's time to grow up anyways, right? Now that you're graduated and have a job you can't drink uncontrollably
No. Now that I'm graduated I can drink uncontrollably at nicer bars
This morning I proved to myself and all the kids on the playground that I can't puke and drive.
all i remeber is falling off a fence and banging him in the middle of the street, not sure which one gave me this cut
Seriously he's so hot. And it's so hard to flirt with a deaf guy
tried doing a cartwheel after 10 beers. Guess who has a dislocated shoulder.
No he's here. We were watching Harry Potter stoned as shit and he fell asleep with his head in my lap. I'll figure out what to do with him after Harry gives Dobby the sock.
Well it ended with everyone taking a bite out of a raw potato and a girl crying because her boyfriend wouldn't bring her any grape juice. So yeah...I'd say the night was a success.
I have never fucking hated the horrible sound of dozens of off-key recorders BLARING their fucked rendition of "Fais Do-Do" in unison against the screams of an adult male... more than I do now. This is why people avoid teaching. Kill me. End it all.
He found his first fuckbuddy I'm so proud I feel like making him a card or something
I was gonna respond but i couldnt figure out a way to rearrange 'fuck his brains out' to sound grammatically correct
I came so hard I literally levitated off the top of his dick. Gravity was no match for that orgasm!
He told us a story about a time his 80 year old uncle karate chopped a dick in a glory hole.
I was at his place until 2am. We just sat really close an stared at each other. I think you are right. Germans must not have feelings. Not even tingly ones in their pants.
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