wrong asian. never thought that would happen.
Gross thing of the day...i got cum in my new boots
You spent most of the night crying and throwing leftover meatballs at the neighbors dogs
i'm not a hellocoptur, but youer in a dorm ans im un a dorm
We came back and there was a shotglass filled with what looks like blood. Come over soon, we're gonna try it out.
It's not a good night until someone eats a bagel covered in face mask thinking it's cream cheese
I'd hate to be 100% hetero. Pretty sure they have less orgies
Chuck job is nothing more than to be my dick stand when I'm too drunk to hold it while pissing
Just saw a drunk bitch in the west village peeing on a car. You are not alone.
The tequila covers up the fact that the choco liquor tastes like sadness.
I kinda took a step back after our "surprise bottles night"
You drunk-dialed me and asked me to describe my burrito
He's completely obsessed with his ex but gives phenomenal head. So overall, yeah, good first date.
mate iv just woke up in the garden. either help me inside or bring out my vodka
You know you're high when you find yourself sitting on the floor with the refrigerator door open, talking to various foods. Hand gestures and all.
Randomize
