it was like one of those moments where the couple runs together and kisses and everyone in the airport claps. but instead of clapping an indian guy walked by and said 'ahhhright! get some!'
I feel like if I were on Intervention, I would have to be a season finale.
I just remembered before I gave him head I couldn't find a hair tie and he offered to hold my hair up. Maybe we were wrong.. Maybe he does have a heart.
and honestly a story about how you met your future husband that DOESN'T include the words "creeped him on facebook" is really not a story worth sharing
He got drunk and insisted on licking my eyeball and called it a test of my trust in him.
he put $150 on the cabs dash so 9 of us could pile in and ride 3 blocks to the apartment.
I wish! That ended in 2001 when we all got collectively band from the Settle Inn. As a group we are also band from social events at the zoo. It's impressive really.
Your boobs are like a big quesadilla marker
I just flicked a lizard out of the window with a bud light in one hand and spatula inthe other...dont tell me you dont miss the south
turns out it took a Belgian couchsurfer dressed as Heisenberg to rock my world.
I'm worried about how taking care of my mom's dog while being on acid will go.
Xanax and full house Tuesday is now Percocet Sunday
I always can't wait to see you but when there's also an opportunity to get naked it elevates to an entirely different level
I asked him to get me another beer, and he started making muffins.
I'll give you another blowjob if you bring me some cake.
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