omg so im topless lying on my bed and i forgot my nail clippers are on my bed and i just leaned forward and the nail clipper closed. on my nipple. ouch
he called me a worthless slut and then went 2 the bathroom 2 pee on the floor before leavin. but he was really hot and he left his jacket, should i call him?
She says ass holes are for stuffing, the verb, not stuffing, the noun.
ashley and jimmy are about to have sex on degrassi.... EVERYONES GETTING LAID BUT ME
at least 'blackout me' had enough sense to take the puke covered duvet off the comforter.
so exactly how many freshman chicks did i tell to call me "the tripod"?
Your one and only job is to make sure I am on that bus tomorrow morning with no cat makeup on my face
Wednesdays are like the thursdays of tuesdays... Drink time
i'm already feeling the tequila hangover i'm going to have on friday
Im going to hell in a hand basket. With a ribbon tied to my head. I'll be like a puppy for the devil.
We had to leave. Dave knocked a dude out for saying yolo.
Dude, im sorry I had sex with that girl I was trying to hook you up with last night. Good news though she puts out
Is it okay to send him a "thanks for the sexual awakening" note?
I met his parents. We played twister. My boob popped out.
she said a prayer for the pipe you broke. she did the sign of the cross and everything
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