he wanted to have me eat skittles off of his body. he mad gay sex even gayer.
He is to the point where he forgot I was in the front seat of his car while he was taking me home...that stoned
we can't get the sharpie off the toilet seat from where you pressed your forearm with THUG LIFE written on it while you puked until 3 last night
Me. blonde. Sex. Dance floor.
my first words to him the next morning were "do you like magic"?
I will also take that commission in the form of weed. Pass that on to the asst. manager.
Well, I found the missing blow... in my fucking suitcase... THIS MORNING. Yeah, I flew from FL to NY with blow in my suitcase yesterday.
I told you to check, dude
Yeah, AFTER I checked my bag and I was already sitting on a plane. Oh well. I figured worst case I'd do like 15 hours in county and I was totally prepared for that anyways. I always prepare for that when we hang out.
i just wrote an ode to an enchilada dorito. i'll need that pregnancy test now please.
I tried getting kicked out of my favorite bar. No matter what I did, I could do no wrong
I had my room mate call my phone after last night and it was in an uncooked quesadilla
I don't know how guys can take themselves seriously when they see themselves naked
Went to the lab to print and realized the guy next to me was the one we stole all the beer from last night..... Oops
We had sex last night...... This "Friends" thing is going well.
If by whore you mean UPGRADE....then yes I am
Am I the only person in the world that does not give a shit about the avengers?
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