Of course she's mad at you. You Kanye Wested a picture of her catching snowflakes in her mouth. "imma let you finish but..." was the shaft and you put two of Kanye West's heads for the balls.
West Wing DVD drinking game: drink whenever they waqlk around a lot. I LOVE POLITICS SO MUCH
Bad news is I found gravy in my nightstand again.
Let's cut to the chase. What days are we sleeping together this week?
The key to alley sex is drunkeness.
I don't want to tell anyone! People who sleep with senators either end up in porn or guantanamo
Strip mythology. Everyone wins. Most of all me.
Oh I know babe. You're shining beacon of adult responsibility. That's why I go down on you.
I go down on you because abs
He came over apologized for his lack of sexual skills. Cleaned my kitchen cooked me dinner. And gave me another one minute stand. I think im okay with this
Is that a question you really want to ask or do you just want to tell you that I can't walk without feeling like my legs are collapsing underneath me
We discussed how many times we've passed out during sex. The answers may shock you.
Bank just called....we left my debit card in the ATM last night.
They gave me 4 meds at the health center and said not to take alcohol with any of them. Guess ill wait until tomorrow to feel better.
you blew the guy with all the harry potter paraphanelia didn't you
We're both fucking guys named Frank. Our friendship was meant to be.
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