we dont do blackfin have a good night :)
As gay men are we obligated to learn the Single Ladies dance.
How long can I microwave pasta with a 20 percent alcohol content?
Dont ask, hes out back rolling around in the yard freaking out. literally just had a 15 minute conversation, only word i could make out was "yellow"
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Just so you know, this text is a buffer between the two guys I'm sexting. Can't get that shit messed up.
I was trying to chase her off the carpet, but now there are figure-eights of cat vomit. everywhere
I saw a crackhead in a ballerina outfit riding a bike while waving her hands and one leg in the air. Never seen such talent in my life
I've known you for the past two years. You never kid about biology or alcohol.
Oh jesus...leave it to you to hit on not one but two guys who can't fuck you till marriage.
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Not to mention I think lunch is a little inappropriate when our relationship is only based on Mario kart and alcohol so far...
yea plus he's gonna be wearing his gumby costume so that'll take a lot of pressure off too
Grab some lube and condoms and you get a free shirt? College is weird
Can't beat it when the local bar sends you off with a loaf of bread on the way out the door.
So I wake up to my ex girlfriends underwear hanging from the ceiling fan and the only thing i can think of is "what time is the game"
I woke up thinking it was Friday. I was disappointed (to say the least). I am pretty sure I have gained the quarantine fifteen (but I won’t know until I try to put something other than elastic-waisted shorts on). And I am probably going to need dentures because I am grinding my teeth so much. But hey--this is temporary, right?
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