ok i said sorry. what else do you want?
100 blowjobs
all I remember was being half naked drinking water on my hands and knees from her dogs water bowl.
Well It's time to grow up anyways, right? Now that you're graduated and have a job you can't drink uncontrollably
No. Now that I'm graduated I can drink uncontrollably at nicer bars
Someone in my history class just FB messaged me saying they highly suggest I put my sunglasses on. He is sitting 18 rows in front of me...
I didnt shave my beard last night, so I could feel it while Im shrooming today
When I say rough sex, and show you scars from past encounters, pulling my hair a little IS NOT GOING TO CUT IT. And he just doesn't understand.
He's so gross, but the preschooler inside me is screaming that this is her life dream and I have to be with him or she'll never forgive me.
Wake up, take the dog to the trails, puke in the woods. More days should start like this.
I just googled, "how to do boob makeup" thats the kind of night I wanna have.
He broke into my house just to tell me the door was locked.
Checked my photo vault today... My self nudie folder is passing the 150 mark.
The weird thing is that you don't send them to anyone. You just keep them for yourself...
don't do it for the experience, do it for the story. now get your ass in that bedroom
When i said i was brazilian i swear to god he started to tear up
It was 6am and he went immediately for the 69. WTF?? 6am is WAY to early for acrobatics.
Just woke up beside some twink in a kilt.. how is your sunday going
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