My Higher Power is John Stamos
He wanted to take a picture with our pizza to show his mom that I was pretty but more importantly that he practices in "sober" activities
If it's any consolation, your boobs looked awesome.
I found the hair cut I want on the girl in the porno I'm watching. now really sure how to show my stylist.
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there's a girl in the coffee shop just eating a pint of ben & jerry's
SMART GIRL
You're fine
I'm hiding in my chest because my walls smell weird. I'm not fine.
HIS TAN HAS PUT ME TO SHAME. HE TOOK HIS PANTS OFF AND HIS DICK LOOKED LIKE A GHOST
Because she seems like the type to give it up for a box of fruit rollups.
See I would make a great girlfriend. My surprises are sex and burritos. What else do guys want
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of all the things that should kill me, scurvy wont be one of them
We told you to act sober so to prepare yourself you started doing squats and stretching then you slapped yourself and walked in
This is like the first time all week I've properly taken my birth control. My ovaries are so stoked I just know it.
At one point of the night i was standing at the bar and 3 of them had their hands down my pants, they were like thumb wrestling for it.
bitch, i have a flask. i've got things under control.
god. marry me.
I can't tell if my need for dick is more than my want to strangle him
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