I would like to feed your fingertips to the wolverines.
:)
Wipe that smile off your face.
do people really wait til 5 oclock to start drinking in real life?
when i asked what day 420 fell on this year, she answered so quickly i knew i found my soulmate.
I'm going on a nature/throwup walk. Don't lock me out of the apartment.
I pulled my tongue muscle last night. your welcome.
He said he got laid, but you and i both know he was too high to leave his house.
So he was supposed to be helping me with my math but instead we ended up drinking coconut rum in his basement and having sex. I think my mom was right, getting a tutor will be good for me. Relieves the stress.
He texted me saying that his mom found my nuva ring in their jacuzzi filter. I don't think I'm welcome back anytime soon.
I was sleeping pretty good until your cat pooped loudly. I dreamed that a full grown man was pooping on my ear. It startled me.
Ah well. Drinking wouldn't be drinking without mystery bruises
Agreed.
A good drinking club with a running problem, improves endurance in both I have observed this evening.
2 for 1 beer results in multiples of 2 so what should be a beer or two becomes 4 or 6. But running, alleviates the need for a DD.
Why is it that the asexual in our group is the one that gets laid the most often??
Bitch I slept on the ground 2 nights running
He is a beautiful butterfly covered in tattoos and naked.
Randomize
