omg he said he wants to insert his penis into my vagnia what do i say
tell him to stop quoting family guy
i hate when i ask a girl what she's being for halloween and the first word isn't "slutty"
Is it obsessive that I keep picking my crazy sex rug burn scab so it leaves a scar I can remember him by?
Maybe I should forgo underwear.
This is a family BBQ no?
I don't know what's happening. Everyone is wearing beaks.
I distinctly remember seeing your nipples from the deck.
I ate goldfish off your shoulder, I think we had bigger issues
Maybe your new years resolution should be not to fuck in Sears bathroom anymore.
He's both a cowboy and a firefighter. Saying "no" was not an option.
Just tapped my penis on the head and said "this will be your year buddy."
L'Shannah Tovah!
Whats that? My new stripper name?
So after taking my shirt off, he pulls my bra off like a hockey jersey. FUCKIN PRO. Guy knew what he wanted.
i don't know if this is a cannibal joke or a sexual innuendo, and i think that's a beautiful description of our relationship.
Nothing says Happy Holidays like sending a picture of your ass to the wrong manager.
Watching Supernatural does more for me sexually than the physical encounters with 90% of the men in my life.
Randomize
