So you maybe wanna hang out again? I could use the $5
Whatever I can do to help stimulate the economy
Wow senior week shows you new things about yourself
Is this the I'm gay speech?
No idea how i never noticed that penis before. I wonder if it works
I wish scraping a resin bowl could be considered cleaning.
My boyfriend texted me as I was texting some random hookup from last night. His text: "Morning baby" My response: "Your cum is in my hair"
so its official, girls can see a boner through my snuggie.
I made a tournament bracket for the girls that Im talking with.
I know more about this girls vagina than I know about her personality
do you want me to tag you in the pics from the party?
Hmm. Use your judgment. Bootlicking pics are probably not ok. Otherwise fine.
Showed up 15 minutes late and curtsied when I entered the door if that puts perspective to how my first day is going
Oh? I just remember dropping coins and trying to give the manager change to let me back into the bar.
my nurturing instincts told me to take his clothes off
The bar brought brought it upon themselves, they played billy joels piano man before closing, it's not our fault the bar isn't a bar anymore, right?
I can appreciate that you picked up the hot drummer, but don’t have sex in front of my house lmao
NOT PREGNANT HIGH FIVE!
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