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I wish I was a guy so I could jack myself off anytime I wanted to
there is a ziplock bag over sangria in a wineglass in the fridge...classy?
So when you said you wanted to make a clay replica of my boobs and hang it above your bed you actually meant it?
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Its a Guy he gets weed for. I'm kinda confused as to why there are going to even be tuxedos involved at all.
What do you wear to apply at a strip club?
I have been drinking since 2. And I'm now chasing the cat around the house with a light saber. Anna's helping.
he's home with a concussion now...but apparently i'm still the highlight of his freshman year
Guess what I'm doing tonight? Tacos and strip chess.
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They're fighting and it sounds intense. Cross your fingers for their demise
Toss in some raw meat and play heavy metal music. It will insight violence.
Sorry, fell into some ass. Call you tomorrow.
I don't want to jinx anything but I may have found the one.
Cat or human?
Human
The fact that I can now puke rainbows on snapchat makes my life that much better
Matched with the lumberjack. Here's your wedding invite.
She kept telling me that it pissed her off that i expect people to make out with me...then she made out with me. Win?
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