Honestly I wish you never came into my life. I know I don't want you. But I keep trying to get you back bc of the memories
I don't see you I see the memories. All the time
I want you to know that after i type the word "your" vagina is next on my predictive tex
that would combine my 3 fave things. christmas funfetti and paul simon
I just looked at the maps icon on my IPhone and "eR" was typed in the search address bar. I wonder if we ever got there.
I'm not a pervert.. I just like to be naked...
how many days can you live off of Vicodin and frosty?? im going on 4 days......
do to the flooding of the park, there will be a midnight bikini mud wrestling party behind my dorm. all are welcome.
who has not yet felt my sugrcially enhanced boobs. HurryI am at the bnar and it is 1:15 am
he spent like 10 minutes trying to convince us that he was throwing up in the bushes on purpose in order to cut weight for wrestling
He filled four shots of Everclear and walked around saying "FREE VODKA SHOTS". he is to blame.
Didn't get carded at the bar. We're getting wasted and then walking over to Bass Pro Shops to watch the indoor ducks swim around. And possibly buying a tent.
Really need a jack off emoji
Who do we write to about that?
Why r u in my phone under "the last survivor"?
Dude, I'm sorry if you saw me getting head in my truck last night. My bad.
School supplies are right next to the margarita mix at target. Its a sign
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