Oh and I watched laurens last episode on the hills. its been an emotional day
Mario Lopez is the poor mans Ryan Seacrest
Tonight's Jeopardy categories were "Star Trek, Action Figures, Dinner For One, In Need of a Date, Still Living With Mom & Dad, You Have No Life." Beginning to think my life is the Truman Show.
We should make a goal to do one active thing a day, even if its like throwing a ball
And by ball i mean playing catch. Beer pong does not count as an activity
Don't upload the drink o meter to your google calendar. Somehow binge drinking looks even worse with a time stamp.
Learned a valuable life lesson last night. It's titled "Tequila: Still A Bad Idea".
Shes sitting on the front porch puking in to the pumpkin she just carved...in the rain. I guess pumpkin spice tequila shots wasnt our best idea.
I look like a zombie and smell like a stripper. Its gonna be a good day.
I told him that he was essentially a very life-like dildo with a person attached so he needed to stop having feelings because it was getting annoying. He agreed.
Thanks to you and Ketel One I now have a court summons with the actual word "frolicking" on it.
We are 100% horrible people, and im extremely happy we are friends
I just added Tubthumping to the playlist for tonight. This is going to make or break the party.
I want to be a supportive friend to her, but I also want to sleep with her ex now that he's single.
My makeup bag looks like it has lips and wants to sing to me... Too high?
Why the fuck are you playing with legos?
Why the fuck are you questioning me?
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