I'm at work and it's 1:30. I need a beer. is that bad?
Welcome to every minute of my life.
is it bad if i hope guys are like edward cullen and can read my mind. i could be a whore in disguise.
Thats the last time I go out drinking with my Irish friends. Two shots of flaming sambucca = bar on fire. I was only trying to high five the barman.
if you don't go to jail tommorow I'll buy you a 40. Motivation.
I went to his work to give him some blankets and ended up blowing him in the bathroom. See what happens when you don't come over?
I should just tell him this. He doesn't need to be all nice and ask me on dates and to do gay stuff like hangout during the day. I'll still sleep with him regardless.
While in Europe, he bought me a pouring tap to put on my liquor so I don't spill. This means 2 things.1) He really loves me. 2) I'm a noticeable alcoholic.
I'm cleaning my bathroom. That being said I found a klonopin and dropped it and stepped on it. Floor is clean im gonna snort it.
and you will have a crown and it will be made of penises and all will bow before you and your glorious penis crown
I FEEL LIKE I CAN TAKE DOWN A FULLY GROWN MOUNTAIN LION WITH ONLY A POINTY STICK OH MY GOD
I know but we're going to blackout city so it'll probably be warm there
I don't fucking know. He perched his parrot on his dick. I left after that.
He told me he loved me and I told him I shit myself
Is it totally acceptable to fuck a co-worker even though we don't speak the same language?
Why do you even have to ask me that question
Only thing I have going for me is jacking off, weed, and saturdays
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