She looked like Sean Connery with cleft lip. So to answer your question, yes I put it in her butt.
halloween costumes for girls are easy, slutty teacher, slutty cop, slutty nurse, etc...
exactly, that's why i want something interesting
slutty neuroscientist?
I just want dick. Yours just gets priority because it is glorious
WHY AM I ALWAYS THE GAY FRIEND?!?!
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I either just got free sex or a nice jail sentence. Text me in 10 to verify.
For once I want to have sex without having to google the after effects of it.
the saddest part is, this is not even the first time i've woken up in a shopping cart with a concussion.
I brought him flowers on my way home from cheating on him. Boyfriend of the year award right here.
He probably tastes like german chocolate and coffee beans
Seriously though, my ovaries are trying to crawl out of my body and into his pants.
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i just want to die with dignity and clean teeth, is that too much to ask?
the last thing i heard from her was "i wanna get fucked by a stranger" and i haven't seen her since
How I know I would be an awful mother....I just stirred the bong up with a baby fork. A literal baby fork....
we're gonna read the declaration of independence and do a shot for every word he doesn't understand.
sooo, that video of you eating lasangna with the strobe going magically reappeared on my phone
Hey I had a great night last night but I don't want to lie to you I'm only 19 and that wasn't my place its was my cousin he's gone for the summer and I was just house sitting and watching his cat I'm sorry
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