after drinking 6 jumbo margaritas he then proceeded to tell the entire restaurant that he was going to "bust a load in me" when we got home....how do you think the rest of my night went?
He did a double fist pump when he discovered the Magnums fit and skipped back towards the bed.
I'm just gonna be the bigger person here and say I want you inside me
So we have also come to the conclusion that slam piece Saturday's are the appropriate follow ups to find a husband Fridays
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Well there is another shower in Nov. So I have three months to figure out how to get some drunk space fucking. May need some of your mead
Also this guy fingered me at the bar and then gave me his card
omg his dad is hot
... I'm currently away at the moment. Leave a msg since I cannot express how much I can't help you stop ruining peoples lives.
She said she's different now I guess anytime you get a bible tatt it automatically cancels out all the whoring you did for 10 years
sex in a hospital.. check
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I'm still a bit day drunk and decided to go for a run. You may get a snapchat of me vomiting soon
Is it weird that my ex and the dude I'm talking to now both only have one testicle? Apparently I've found my type..
He shit in the fireplace
The good news is I woke up fully clothed, on top of my covers, with a half eaten granola bar. So, breakfast was waiting for me and I’m already dressed and ready to go today.
It's a shame things ended how they did. We were well on our way to transforming from acquaintances with benefits to friends with benefits.
Listen, yo... we need to have a serious conversation about this Dollar Store toilet paper. Because if I’m going to finger someone’s ass, it’s not going to be my own.
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