we are driving next to a guy driving and masturbating while looking at a naked magazine. I love LA
Suite mates just came in and said that we have to go to Africa. They're already packed. Didn't know you could get that high.
Angelique from Rock of Love is now doing phone sex commercials for central illinois....id say she's going places.
We are not turning the camelbak into a beer bong
Ladies, we have an appointment at David's Bridal aurora this coming Sunday at 3pm. And an appointment at where ever tequila is served at noon.
It's safe to say that bucket of tequila night can NEVER HAPPEN AGAIN.
The stripper just invited me to take shots with him out at his car after he gets off stage.. I mean why not? I've already seen everything he's got and it'll be easy to get him naked.
I just watched some guy take a shot of jack Daniels, chase it with a shot of ciroc & then violently rip his pants off. You have to come here.
There's a ton of international students in my suite and I'm just sitting in this chair with no pants on eating frosted flakes
I'm just mad because I can't play gta5 all day tomorrow cuz I'll be in court testifying against a craigslist prostitute...
yeah im watching him make his speech now. cant take him seriously tho. hes talking about funding for education and all i can think about is how ive seen what he looks like wearing womens underwear...
yup and then I snapped out of it and realized I was playing beer pong against a 4 year old... and losing
New drinking game idea: Take a shot for every republican you see on facebook bitching about the ruling.
EW FUCK GROSS GODDAMMIT I WENT DOWNSTAIRS AND MY GODDAMN BROTHER WAS FINGERING SOME GIRL ON THE FLOOR DOESN'T HE KNOW HE FUCKING LIVES WITH PEOPLE
wasn't that the evening we made out with the girls from the dental school, drank 3000 beers, almost had to beat up a guy at the strip club and James nailed some hot piece of tail and took her OSU windbreaker, which my dad went on to wear multiple times after finding it in the garage.
Yes. To all of that. Yes.
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