I cont stop tolking in a british axsent
I had a talk with my mom about respecting myself and not acting like a whore so she will rip my nose ring out if she somehow sees that picture
Five girls, one freshman pledge. We're like our own Make A Wish Foundation.
Sometimes to bang a cougar u gotta play wii With her kids
Just checked an empty cooler on the flight to Notre Dame. You don't have to tell me you're jealous, I already know.
He was having trouble staying hard then just stopped mid-sex and said "it's overheating" while pointing to his dick.
She fell out the car soaking wet and screaming "im wearing a fedora!" then tryed to seduce him on the front lawn in front of his middle aged neighbor
I am too hungover to address any of this right now, every time i move it feels like i'm being bitch slapped by the hand of God
idk. I was on the deck with Dominic and i felt something weird on my arm. I looked down and you were licking my elbow.
So..he has a girlfriend BUT she rarely writes on her wall and is only in 5 of his 371 tagged photos and her default pic is her with some other dude. It cant be serious
Oh my god you need to get off of facebook.
Want to come over and rub aloe on my tits?
I think I fucked up my elbow when I tried to fight off the paramedics.
There should be a Doritos delivery van or something.
If drinking had a "new high score" I think I hit it this weekend.
ARE YOU DEAD? TEXT Y FOR YES OR N FOR NO.
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