Are you with Adam and his vodka?
Yeswdsssss I masde his pickle gi away ans he go anbnoued
I'm ready for my liver to be the last casualty of 2009
And then she banged "the first Italian rapper"
I answered the door to some Jehovah Witnesses hungover and wearing nothing but a white tshirt. I think they made it the church goal to reform me, we've gotten four pamphlets. My mom's going to make me convert if they keep coming.
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I should probably just look up vagina pictures in the anatomy textbook. That always cheers me up.
So getting drunk in honor of the bomb threat is legit right?
It's only Tuesday and I just measured and checked to see if my 6'5 Friday booty call will fit in the back of my jeep comfortably.
Breathalizer & tazer party did not go as casually as expected.
He started humming whilst eating me out. At first it was weird, but my new motto is now don't knock it before you've cum from it
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There is a guy here calling himself the pants less weed fairy
Well, if it makes you feel any better I'll be drinking tequila and doing lines on Halloween. Just like old days.
Did I let your boyfriend smear a banana into my face last night? Because I have pictures that are telling me I did....
WE HAVE TO LEAVE. I HAVE HAD SEX WITH WAY TOO MANY PEOPLE IN THIS BUS STATION.
Had a very good bday. Have the teeth marks and bruises to prove it
Can you explain the Transformers set up for battle in my living room?
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