I think i peed on brittanys purse
Whoa Z and x make the same sound
I wish Denzel Washington would coach my flip cup team..
That bus ride was like a tour of all the bushes I puked behind last night
you definitely made a grilled cheese using your iron..
ya and it worked didnt it??
What I dont get, is for a man with a penis his size, to choose to go back with another girl instead of one that he says is the best sex he's ever had. He cant afford to be picky.
We did however see an 87 year old guy die and get resuscitated last night at the bar. He then finished his beer and his game of pool.
I remember pointing out how smooth my legs were to try to direct his attention away from my vagina.
We interrupt your regularly scheduled Saturday morning programming with this important announcement: you are not the father. I repeat not the father. Congratulations and have a nice day.
Highlight of the night: paying my cell phone bill at the bar... I need to get laid.
I'm sitting in front of a fan naked drinking Gatorade. Motherfucking hangover probs
She said she'll drive over, bang, and then head home. It's like ordering a pizza.
You sucked a guys dick who's name was Chad and that wasn't a sign that it was a bad idea?!
My liver is whispering mean things about me to my kidneys. It's a fucking miracle I'm not hungover. Lol
you drug him to get him horny then deny him sex. freaks.
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