I'm so bored and have no one to sexy text
i hate sounding clingy, but i just wanted to verify i wasn't an asshole in your mind
I dont understand how a fully grown man could convince himself that lime green crocks would look good on him.
And this is weird.. I feel slightly less depressed after shitting myself.
sex on the roof is not as easy as it sounds
He woke up screaming about pickles. I think it's gonna be a good day.
i dont know what to do
with your life?
no, with my silly bandz, im already wearing 3
Thats the last thing I remember and then I woke up in this Dutch kids dorm and he was taking a picture of me while I was sleeping
Breakfast=the leftover margarita in my car. Have a great day.
I'm hungover as fuck. My vagina hurts. I locked my keys in my car. It's about 93* outside. We're having sex in the pool when I get home
It's okay though. My mom didn't believe that they were mine cuz they were magnums. Having a surprisingly large penis ftw
I just read through our messages from yesterday and realized we both referred to me tearing my penis as a good thing. What the fuck.
So what you're saying is that The Magic Kingdom is ruining our plans to get laid?
I haven't been dieting for my entire life to date some guy who thinks his dad bod is a riot.
So I've decided that blue balls for lesbians is rainbow balls and the struggle is real
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