I walked up to her and said hello and wanted to ask her if she had fun last night... she asked me if we had met before.
After going down on me he either said "there, it's over" or "there's an odor"... I couldn't hear him and was too embarrassed to ask him to repeat himself. I just got dressed, grabbed my bag, and left. So I don't think there's gunna be a second date. =(
I would describe it as pure and unadulterated shock, mixed with horror and a touch of nausea.
I just imagined your drunkass eating Taco Bell in my living room. This is the Godmother of my potential child.
I dont know if this is a good time to tell you but im actually a freshman.. not a senior
for a while, i completely forgot that you wrote "fuck me" on my stomach before we went out. when he took my shirt off that night, he just looked down and said, "may i?". i think i'm in love
He kept stopping sex to whisper in my ear, and the only thing I could understand was "double stuffed oreos"
Just googled "penis wearing a hat" i think it's safe to say nobody found my ex's lost phone...
I now have a full length bright red cape in my possession. Best sex trophy ever.
Have you ever felt like autocorrect is judging you with its suggested words? Like how it won't suggest certain words until you type in pretty much the entire word, is it just thinking 'No way did this dude use "consent laws" in the same sentence as "17th?" Or is that just me.
i have never been so sexually frustrated as I am right now. I feel like dying...is death an option?
He was very considerate of my needs, he offered me pizza before and after.
I'm about to eat a 2month old weed brownie I just found in my lax duffel bag. will you answer if I call you in like an hour and a half
I will consider it. I need to determine if ogling him is worth almost certain death via zipline.
now whenever i pass that house all i can think about is how i pooped in their yard..
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