I want to bang chis in dee ass burt he be hating on me times two. Me be tryin ti love onu
Bendover
i miss you so much
i miss you too
oops, did i send that to you? i meant to send it to the money you owe me
what if cement was really a rainbow color they just secretly paint it grey so as not to distract drivers
are you high?
You seriously need to keep doing my sexting for me. I just said something about "riding cock like a dick rodeo"
No big deal, we were just two friends having sex. It's perfectly normal we don't remember. Water under the sex bridge,
Looks like a took a video of myself beating off and passed out last night. I'm classy.
I don't trust myself to shower and not drown.
it's just not right when you're boyfriend has a nicer ass than you do.
Split a bottle of Johnny Walker and then decided to eat a shit ton of peanut butter. That was a rough bed to wake up in
The man sent me a video of him doing the helicopter, the least I can do is go visit him in the hospital
That dick was not the dick of a twenty year old
I just saw elmo dancing with gumby. The bars at 7a.m. are AWESOME.
What happened last night? All I know is that I walked into class this morning and everyone was chanting my name.
what do u think we would be doing right now if we were together
Urinating on unicorns
If I have put a neon “vacancy” sign on my skirt for him to get the picture I will.
Randomize
