Great. Don't do shady things like that ok?
he spent the whole night trying to convince me into a2m. i won't even use the pb til i clean the jelly knife. i love him but it's not going to happen.
Oh my god. Just had sex with this girl on the boardroom table at my work at midnight (win!) just realized I left the condom wrapper on the table (lose!)
After grabbing my boob for a couple minutes he then decides to ask me if I was awake.
She just said, "are my livers going to die?"
The girl behind me in psych just tapped me on my shoulder to tell me there was a condom wrapper in my hood.
He puked on the grill while the burgers were on. We had to go to taco bell
Just so you know swallowing does not help chest colds. Your Phd can suck my dick
Did not foresee holding down food at work today to be a struggle today
I was trying to be quiet until started to feel like my cock was being dipped in a rainbow and then I stopped caring temporarily
The narcoleptic neighbor conked out while taking her dog out again. Drinking game based on what the dog does and how long she's out. You in?
Know what's awkward? Having a couple of moving guys watch while you detach the bondage cuffs from your bedframe, that's what.
As the cops are taking us away I see the strippers taking our DD backstage.
Basically one minute I'm sucking on her nipples and then 45 mins later we're at work and she's my boss.
He surprised me with a puppy tail butt plug in his ass and wants me to fuck him
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