he said i was weird because i want to have sex in public places.
i dont think thats weird i think thats fun
i forgot to tell you, he fell asleep outside my house again last night, but im weird
That was definitely a porn plot just waiting to develop...
I really think my ability to vom without making noise mmight be my most useful talent
Kind of a slow process. Played 9 holes with her yesterday. Wish one of them was hers
you woulda been proud of me tonight though. i only made out with 2 guys. and in my defense one of them was to get a job after graduation.
ur roommate just sent me a pic of us fucking. i'm not coming over anymore.
Exactly. Some of us want to get married. And some of us want to wear sombreros and do cocaine. To each their own.
pretty sure the dicks i sucked were punishment enough
Idk. The last coherent text said something about $25 & dimes. And then...it's just letters...
Dress was in bathroom covered in shards of glass, earrings on living room floor, bracelet still missing, purse in backyard. The cast of Princess Bride all left the bar to make sure I was ok. Perfect night
Want to go swimsuit shopping? First one who cries buys ice cream.
U touched your head and and said "oh look blood" and then looked at me and touched my face... And said war paint
how do I say, without sounding slutty... That I can take a dick?
Dude we were sitting at my place stoned as fuk then someone knocks on the door and it was my neighbor giving me a huge box of cookie dough. Magic of weed.
This whole thing is fucking bullshit. I should be wasting all my hard-earned money at Planet Con this weekend but NOOOOOOOOO. Now I'll never get Roy Thomas to sign my comic
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