It's a sad day when you have to slightly move your fupa to shave.
Jack off faster Americas best dance crew is beyonce themed
Just because i have a masturbation problem doesnt mean you can put 20 photos of Jesus in my room.
dude there's automatic no homos on brad Pitt and Leonardo dicaprio. Everyone knows that
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Only you could manage to look like a complete slut while wearing a turtle neck.
He bought me flowers. The card with it said: Sorry I cant get you off. I will try harder.
It never fails.. every time I have a dick in my mouth he calls me.
I woke up with a solved rubics cube in my purse
That's cool, I just have to let the dogs out AND SO HELP ME GOD IF YOU TEXT ME BAHA MEN LYRICS WE ARE NOT FRIENDS.
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Her legal name is Candy. Her being a whore is implied.
I will pee on everything he values.
My gyno overestimated by 3 TIMES the amount of sex we have per week. First of all, he must think I'm a freak. Secondly, I think we should catch up.
FYI, grandma is already drunk and using a bed sheet as a table cloth.
I don't want a baby! I JUST WANT AN ORGASM THAT ISN'T SELF INFLICTED.
I’ve got a sex swing and lube, he’s not going anywhere soon
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