...i apologize for hitting you up so much tonight im just kinda in a little pickle. im going to sleep in my car near u so pretty plz lmk if you head home...
know what turns me on? long, stringy hair on a pasty looking girl with an overstuffed backpack and kneepads over her jeans in case she falls off her scooter
your less of a man for seeing that
this whole healthcare thing got me thinking.. without knowing it my parents are now going to be paying for my dealer to be able to live..
I found a picture of my kindergarten class. Now you can see whose peer pressure I succumbed to.
the only thing coherent you said from what i saw of you is when you were throwing up, i asked if you were done and you just "uh huh you know what it is"
Honestly, it's not that easy picking a Saturday night outfit that can translate to Palm Sunday mass. Priorities.
My halloween constume SCREAMS "Hey i just got done with a shitty relationship and I'm DTF"
No. More. Tequila. Even the hot dog guy felt bad for me and you know that guy has seen some crazy shit.
Because I'm a hot mess throwing up in the litter box
I have no idea how but i got a hold of a blue food dye packet. And proceeded to rub it all over my tits. So yeah i'd say its safe to say i'll be known as smurfette for a while
actually there are like 49038098 people in the bathroom for no reason. Singing My Heart Will Go On and pseudo fighting.
There I was, puking into the toilet, and he was rubbing my feet, buck naked. I feel like a drunk Disney princess.
Fine I'll cuddle you but only for the purpose of trying to survive
i thought the time we went to a party with no shoes on was bad, how about the time you left with no pants on?
I can’t believe the first text I’m sending you from this phone was about how I just got fingered in a smart car on tin can hill
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