you know it is a bad morning when you forget to brush your teeth and eat old gas x in your car because its minty...
Ran into him today. He apologized via facebook. sometimes I hate our generation
The bender is in full force. After 2 bloody mary's at breakfast we are now drinking vodka redbull "as a precaution" so we will stay awake for the club tonight.
I like to think that tonight was Jesus punishing James Cameron for his role in popularizing "My Heart Will Go On."
I ishhh haha are u coming nack easyer?
the fact that I know you're asking me if I'm coming home for easter makes me believe I speak fluent vodka.
I'm making you a bingo card for hookups of the school year 2011-12 so you can make even worse life decisions next year
He just showed me a video of his erect penis moving to the beet of the music when he was high, I think I'm in love.
You used up your allotted blow job minutes for the month of April last night anyways
Wearing the 'Let's Party' thong feels weird without you...
I need a priest, doctor, and therapist after this weekend.
You came walking in the backyard at 10am, in cowboy boots, a new shirt, and had no money,....we lost you for 15 hours....i think you just need a camera crew, or an assistant. IMPRESSED!
i gotta stop hooking up with people just to get to their dogs
She acted like falling "up" the stairs was a fucking physics phenomenon. I call that Tuesday nights.
All I remember is talking the cops into calling us a cab instead of giving us PIs while trying to wake up your passed-out-on-a-bench ass.
You had a 45min conversation with the Ronald McDonald statue I have the video to prove it
I really want to stop getting this drunk. I've got the Sunday scaries and it's only Saturday
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